Asshat (2006)
By
James Moats in Asheville, NC
said don't push it too far
it's not your ass, but your mouth
that's the dirtiest part
but don't get discouraged
your mind is where it starts
there's no escaping your own voice
accepting your choices
regretting the day you were torn
between the true and the fabled
you'll never be able
to give up your hunger for lent
you rinse before brushing
but it really does nothing
for the shit that flows out of both ends