Royal Intercom (2010)

By James Moats in Asheville, NC

"The interoffice intercom is not for just anyone's
entertaining back and forth",
the tinny voice of the monarch crackled,
"That's not what it is for."

We're taking our toys and going home
Good luck with the rest of your time here

Learn how to address the crowd
These peasants didn't vote for a monarch
Now there's no one
to talk to on the intercom

You're just a man alone
Again alone
One man band alone

The interoffice intercom
stands silent at attention now,
awaits communication
but there's nothing and no one to order around

A bittersweet victory - The royal intercom
A petty little man's defeat - The royal intercom

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