thinking of nothing but the loving
or thinking of nothing at all
i forget what that was all about
but i sure enjoyed the show

surprise there's a prize every time
here's your prize she's not your bride
surprise were you surprised
you can make a rhyme every time

everyday's a holiday
and every meal's a feast
there's no time to do it right
there's only time to do it twice

surprise i'm your prize
it's been a long long time
you have been in the wrong
tell me decide for me

explain to me why i've been where i've been
it all comes down to this my friend